🎯 Why Speaking the Wrong Language Can Kill Your Research (Literally)


The Right Hand by Dr. Ari Zelmanow

As a criminal investigator turned customer investigator, I am the REAL Sherlock Holmes of consumer and market behavior. This newsletter is the right hand for product and UX folks who want to learn detective-grade investigation techniques to do great research faster.

đź‘‹ Reader,

As detectives, we had roll call every day, where they shared important updates.

So, let's kick off this week with our version of the roll call.

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Now, let's talk language.

In my detective days, getting the lingo wrong during an undercover drug buy wasn't just embarrassing—it could get you killed.

Here's the thing: Whether you're working undercover or conducting product research, speaking the wrong "language" can destroy trust faster than a suspect spotting a wire.

Remember that scene in Inglourious Basterds? An undercover operative gets made because he orders three drinks using the wrong fingers. One tiny cultural detail, and suddenly... well, let's just say things got messy.

The same principle applies in research (minus the bloodbath):

  • Talk to developers using PHP when they're a Python shop? Trust gone.
  • Call it "percent" in fintech when they use "basis points"? Credibility shot.
  • Use "bugs" when QA calls them "issues"? Amateur hour.

Look... anyone can memorize a discussion guide and fire off some cookie-cutter questions. But here's what separates the pros from the rookies:

True expertise means:

  1. Understanding the linguistic landscape
  2. Speaking their language naturally
  3. Demonstrating you've lived in their world
  4. Building trust through authentic communication

When you naturally drop "basis points" instead of "percent," you're not just using the right words. You're signaling:

  • You've done your homework
  • You respect their culture
  • You understand their context
  • You're worth their time

Here's how to level up your research game:

(1) Study Your Subjects. Learn their terminology, understand their daily challenges, know their tools and processes, and map their organizational culture.

(2) Build Your Linguistic Profile. Document industry-specific terms while noting company-specific language. Track role-based vocabulary and map common acronyms and shortcuts.

(3) Practice Natural Integration. Don't swing for the fences. Start small with key terms and build up to more complex concepts. Listen more than you speak and adapt to their communication style.

(4) Monitor and Adjust. Watch for confusion and note reactions to specific terms. Adjust your language in real-time and learn from any missteps.

The hard truth?

In research, just like in undercover work, you're either in or you're out. There's no middle ground. One wrong word can blow your cover and kill your chances of getting the insights you need.

But when you nail it and speak their language naturally and authentically, you unlock doors that no discussion guide or methodology could ever open.

Remember: While using the wrong terminology in research probably won't end with you in a bullet-riddled tavern (unlike some of my old detective work), it can leave your insights dead on the floor.

The bottom line: Learn the language. Live the culture. Build the trust.

Because in the end, speaking the "local dialect" isn't just about words—it's about proving you're someone worth talking to.

Stay frosty,

/ari


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